Opening Soon! Get Tickets for our Cabaret-style show today. Enjoy drinks and hors d’oeuvres and a good laugh.

A hysterical spoof with all of your favorite spies of the screen! Scientist Dr. Schlock has discovered the valuable secret of telephonetics, a mind-controlling device used over the telephone. But he and his daughter are kidnapped by the evil Silverthumb, archvillain and D.O.O.M.’s leader. This diabolic demon needs the power of telephonetics to take over the world. The girl from A.U.N.T., Maxwell Sharpe, Agent 98.6, James Blonde and more sleuths gather at Argentum Manor to try to prevent Schlock’s devious plot from unfolding. Alas! If only the tape hadn’t self-destructed before telling our heroes and heroines their entire mission! You’ll never believe what happens to Blonde… James Blonde! Everyone involved will be greatly ’in-SPY-erd.